Me, the sequel / by Sean Gallagher

Just had a kid. And I just drank cold coffee when expecting hot coffee. Today is a day full of excitement. As for the fruit of my loins, I can't wait to see how his mustache fills in. If he's like me, he'll be able to grow one before he'll learn to speak—we Gallaghers are infamous for our mustache-thriving abilities. Oh to a glorious future.